In today's raised eyebrow category:
Pete's been testing the limits of being aggressive. He knows he's not supposed to hit, but when he's upset at us, he'll form a little fist and press it against, say, one of our arms, with a little push. He'll see if he can get away with that, and then try pushing a little harder, or pressing a little more suddenly. What is hitting, what isn't?
So the other day, he was doing this with (to?) me, and I said: "No, Pete. We don't hit."
He responded: "I not hit. [pause] I drum. [pause] With my ax."