This morning, Pete derived 85% of the text of Frankenstein in 30 seconds:
Pete: Pop, do you know how God created the first people?
Pete: He took clay in His hands and blew his breath into it, and it came alive. And that was ADAM and EVE!
You know, Pete, the thing about the first people coming to life is that nobody was there to see it.
Pete: GOD WAS!
Erik: Well. Um, OK, but we can't ask God directly what happened, so we tell that story about how people were created. Isn't it a good story?
Pete: Yeah. Sometime WE could make a ROBOT!
Pete: And then we could have lots of robots that we could CONTROL!